Monday, March 29, 2004

Hey everybody. Well I am back to using Blogger as my blog service again. Sorry I am such a lazy bastard and don't update it. If anyone really cares that is. Not much to say right now. Toodles.

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

I am trying out a new BLOG service. Check out my new BLOG at

http://normando.typepad.com/


Friday, March 12, 2004

Holy crap. It sounds like fruit bats outside! Oh, my blog is rated at 9.9. Thanks for voting.

Monday, March 08, 2004

I just ate a whole bag of Picante Chicharrones. My ass will soon be a volcano.
Let me just say that I hate blogs that detail people's everyday lives. Unless they are funny that is. I don't want to read that you finally fucked Jimmy the captain of the football team at your highschool, or that your cat, Mr. Fluffers likes to sleep on the couch while you stuff your fat face with cookies. Oh, you finally found out who the real daddy of your baby is? Nice job. I don't give a fuck. And anything involving furries is a definate road to me kicking your ass. Write something funny or angry!

I will leave you with this final thought, cause I have to get my fat ass back to work: If I was a bird, I would shit on your car, and I would probably laugh while I did it. Then I would fly away and go eat some worms so I can shit on someone else's car. *CHIRP*




Sunday, March 07, 2004

It's hot in here. I wish I was a pimp.

Goodnight.


Is my Blog HOT or NOT?

Rate this piece of shit.
You know, I bet the same people who took Howard Stern off the airwaves of Clear Channel affiliates, go home and have sex with donkeys and beat their children with old, rolled up copies of Hustler magazine, while shouting, "Howard is bad, Howard is bad!!!!". Just a thought. Oh ya, and fuck you Clear Channel and anyone else who thinks something is too naughty for me to listen to it. I know; this rant is a tad late.

Saturday, March 06, 2004

Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?
Serial killer hidin murder material
in a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in

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Eminem is a pretty cool guy.

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